FIRST TIME SEX THE 5 MOST COMMON SEX ACCIDENTS

 A testicle bursts faster than MAN thinks

Sex - the nicest thing in the world! Or the reason for Penisbandriss, burst testicles and internal bleeding ....

Only recently did an American woman suffer from transient amnesia after sex games .Certainly a small sacrifice for a grandiose night. Because it can get a lot worse!

1st place: tear of the foreskin tape

Dr. Pottek: "For many men, the foreskin tape is a bit too short by nature, but when it comes to an erection, it's already very tense. If strong sex movements then come along, it can tear down. Episode: It is bleeding hellishly. But: It looks worse than it is. Tip: Using your fingers to squeeze the artery can stop the bleeding. Does not work, from the next hospital! "

2nd place: penile fracture

Medically called erectile tissue fracture or rupture. If the penis is not really stiff during sex - either because of erectile problems, or because the main excitement has already subsided and the blood circulation subsides - it can buckle and tear down the cavernous body shell. This usually happens during the riding position. It then makes a lash-like sound, under the skin forms a bruise. Episode: The penis swells, looks like an eggplant after a while. Important: surgery must be performed within six hours, otherwise permanent damage and even impotence can occur. Be sure to go to a hospital with a urology department - there must be a specialist!

3rd place: testicular torsion

This is the medical term for when the testicles twist around the spermatic cord during sexual intercourse. Result: The blood vessels are disconnected, it comes to the deficient circulation. Important: Operate within six hours, otherwise the testes can die off!

4th place: testicular rupture

If the testicles are caught between the pelvic bones of men and women during sex, they can burst. It must be operated immediately!

5th place: internal bleeding due to foreign bodies

Who wants to increase his desire for sex, in which he or his partner introduces objects in the anus, vagina or urethra, lives dangerously. It can cause nasty internal injuries and bleeding if the objects become wedged in the urinary tract or slip under the mucous membranes. Important: Do not even try to reverse the mishap, immediately to the doctor. Possibly. a special device must be inserted into the urethra or transported the object into the bladder, turned there and then removed. The tip of the expert is therefore clear: Such games are best to be completely.

Things you should not masturbate with

Hedgehog (yeah, the animal!)

Accident: A Serb (35) suffered in 2006 from premature ejaculation, but did not go to a clinic, but to a miracle healer. He advised him to have sex with a hedgehog. 
Episode: Severe injury to the penis 
Treatment: The man finally went to a clinic. There you could fix both his injuries and the initial problem. The hedgehog is fine.

sparkler

Accident: Allegedly his girlfriend had a man (26) put a sparkler in the urethra and set fire. 
Consequence: Fire-red glans caused by burns, blisters 
Treatment: Immediate surgery. A part of the urethra had to be redesigned, parts of the glans had to be removed. Several weeks hospitalization, mild erectile dysfunction with hindsight.

vacuum cleaner

Accident: A pensioner (70) wanted to vacuum clean. Supposedly got his penis in the vacuum cleaner propeller when changing the nozzle. Out of shame, he hid the injury for 12 hours, then finally went to the clinic. 
Consequence: bleeding on glans, shaft and foreskin. 
Treatment:   OP. The entire surface of his glans had to be severed, the severed urethra had to be treated with a catheter. Despite antibiotics the wound healed only slowly.

20cm long chair leg

Accident: A man from Brandenburg allegedly fell naked and fell unhappy on a chair. The doctor found in the patient's anus the chair leg, the end of which had been freshly sawn off. This was done by the man himself so as not to have to drive to the hospital with the whole chair. 
Episode: None. The man had no pain, his anus was unusually stretched, as he apparently stimulated more often in this way. 
Treatment: removal of the chair leg

·         Thermometer (without mercury)

Accident: A Swiss citizen (45) came to the clinic in panic in 2004, after stimulating his urethra with a 17cm long thermometer and the device suddenly broke.
Episode: OP. The doctors found splinters of the thermometer and other, mismatched parts in the urethra.
Treatment: Removal of foreign bodies without negative after-effects

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Cola bottle (1.5 liters)

Accident: In Aachen came in 2005, a man (69) in the accident site, whose entire penis for about 10 hours stuck in a coke bottle. 
Consequence: The penis was red and swollen 
Treatment: Relief attempts with bolt cutter, electric steel saw and diamond cutter failed; An electric drill made of steel helped to open skull bones. Man and penis are well.

fan belt

Accident: During lunch, a man had his penis pressed against the V-belt of a machine at his workplace. The resulting injuries to his scrotum he "provided" himself with a tacker (!). 
Episode: Bloody, torn testicles. The doctors were able to treat the injury successfully.

Thin metal wire

Accident: A man from Saxony-Anhalt pushed a thin metal wire into the urethra, which got stuck there. Out of shame he did not go to the doctor for several weeks despite unbelievable pain. 
Result: Lime deposits had formed around the wire during the waiting period. 
Treatment: OP.

hair spray

Accident: A Romanian (37) put a hair spray can in the rectum. 
Consequence: agonizing pain 
Treatment: X-ray; Removal of the foreign body through a medical procedure.

screw

Accident: In 1955, an American satisfied himself with a 20cm long screw anal. 
Result: severe cracks in the intestine; Bleeding 
treatment: emergency surgery. Nevertheless, the man died of extreme contamination of the abdominal cavity by stool.

tree

Accident: A pensioner (80) had carved into the bark of a tree, a female genital and used this for masturbation. The next day he was found dead there - by rubbing his bark he had cut his penis and bled to death.

Cucumber, parsnip, apples

Accident: A man (54) introduced a cucumber into the rectum, which was removed in the hospital. Later he was re-admitted - with a parsnip in the rectum. 
Treatment: removal of food. Immediately after the operation, however, the man introduced two apples anal. 
Consequence: death by peritonitis

Paketklebeband

Accident: A man (40) had laced packet adhesive tape around his scrotum. As he removed, he tore off part of the skin of his scrotum. 
Consequence: Strong bleeding, weak circulation 
Treatment: Preventive measures

Barbie Shoe

Accident: A girl (13) complained of abdominal pain, was eventually referred to the gynecologist. He found a little Barbie shoe, which the girl had introduced into the vagina. 
Consequence: Painful irritations on the cervix 
Treatment: Removal of the shoe

beer bottle

Accident: A man had put a whole beer bottle into the rectum - in such a way that the doctors could not see anything strange from the outside (!). Only an X-ray showed the foreign body. 
Episode: Pain 
Treatment: Removal by surgery, because the bottle had become wedged in the colon.

carrot

Accident: A man from Brandenburg came to the emergency room; he had introduced a carrot anal, of which a small reddish part was still visible. 
Treatment:   With a special pliers for proctological procedures, the doctor pulled the carrot from his butt.

champagne bottle

Accident: A woman (35) from Berlin satisfied herself vaginally with an empty bottle of bubbly. Unfortunately, a vacuum developed during the act, so that the bottle sucked into the vagina. 
Treatment:   The doctor punched a hole in the lower part of the bottle, air flowed, and the vessel could be removed.

perfume bottle

Accident: A Swiss woman (86) had masturbated with a perfume bottle, the lid of which had fallen in love with the vagina and around which fistulas (tubular ducts in the tissue) had formed. 
Consequence: sudden urinary and abdominal pains 
Treatment: removal of the object

Food processor with chopping function

Accident: A 12-year ADS patient put his penis out of sexual curiosity in a small food processor with chopping function. 
Episode: Trauma of the cavernous and urethra, as both had been detected by the blade of the machine. 
Treatment:   surgery and therapeutic treatment

pen

Accident: A 16-year-old boy from Pakistan masturbated with a pen that had suddenly disappeared in the penis. The pen migrated within half a year to the bladder, was finally covered with a layer of lime. 
Consequence: Urinary tract infection, pain during urination 
Treatment: Removal of the pen by peritoneal surgery

Living maggots

Accident: A man from Hamburg (47) introduced himself since the age of 4 regularly maggots in the penis to sexually stimulate. Normally, the animals came out repeatedly while urinating, but not in the current case. The maggot had migrated to the bladder, where doctors found a 1.3 cm long larva. 
Episode: painful urinary retention 
Treatment: removal of the larva

By the way: in the heat of the sex-fight, it sometimes happens that there are scratches on the elbows and knees or bruised shoulders, slight muscle strains, back pain or sore areas (inside and outside). No doctor is needed here - patches, ointment and possibly a two-day sexual break are enough.